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Tags: Labyrinth

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

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sexaulity:


This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

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Tags: OITNB

Holy shit I had these dreams within dreams that my parents died at the same time in a car accident, followed by my grandparents. Then I thought the dream was prescient, so I convinced all of my family to not go anywhere the day that the events of the dream were supposed to occur, but my dad still died. I was told my mom had to go and see him, and I thought my plan worked so I let her go, only to get a phone call that she was in a car accident. I went to the hospital and was told that my dad died, but they left me in suspense to say that my mom was alive. I didn’t get to see her, but I was still scared for her and I thought she was still going to die.

Jesus. It was such an awful nightmare. Part of it even took place at work and no one there seemed to take it seriously, and one of them even laughed when I just sort of collapsed on the ground.

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Tags: Me

Do not look at messages of people you used to be friends with because you’ll just end up very sad.

Dude your 20s is such a lonely time.

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."

— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)

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jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

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I’m going to bed soon but TMI Tuesday and all so please ask me questions!

pieandsouffles:

to those people who say history isnt cool 

the biggest snowball fight in history occurred during the civil war and started out as a friendly brawl between texan and arkansan members of the army of northern virginia and then escalated to include over 9,000 soldiers

if u think that isnt the coolest shit u can fight me 

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