jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

(via fitz-crumps-cannibal)

travishl87:

pizzaboywhorehouse:

#vicious

Shade.

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

skittle-happy-matt:

rbookbakes:

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

fucking this^^^^

tbh i’d rather have a beer

I’ll take both.

(via cully-bear)

pacolionheart asked: the sword of Gryffindor, the 11th Doctor's bowtie, a Lord of the Rings boxset including every additional scene filmed ever, a regal cloak, and a Pizza Hut pizza.

You just get me, bb.

wildtigers asked: i'm just kidding i would never do that to you. four of those papers would be pictures of michael fassbender and the last one would say GODDAMNIT DAVID because that was our first real inside joke between the two of us and idk it makes me happy because ily

It makes me really happy too :3 Like that was such a great little moment for us and I’m so happy we’re friends ily2

wildtigers asked: I WOULD SEND YOU FIVE PIECES OF PAPER WITH METAPHORS WRITTEN ON THEM

IT BURNS

ravenclaw-prefect-anthony asked: 5. A large, regal crown for special occasions 4. An emerald cape with gold trimmings 3. A long sword made of valyrian steel 2. a cute flannel 1. Fleetwood Mac's discography

Anthony I’m gonna cry because of this imagery like these are all the things I want in my life omg your summoning powers are so strong

aspectacularnow asked: A Sonic Screwdriver, a picture of screaming Khaleesi, Lord of the Rings Extended Edition BluRay, a Pumpkin Spice Latte, and a ticket to the WW of Harry Potter.

Once again Yair gets it so perfectly right we might as well be piloting Jaegars because we’re so in-sync.

skelletra asked: Five items to summon you: pumpkin scented candle, my favorite "cards against humanity" card, chocolate frog, suncatcher, shamwow.

You know me so well.

lacrimarelupus asked: A flower crown, GoT blue ray set, some Anglo Saxon literature, a plaid shirt and a pile of homework to grade.

Except for the homework, this is absolutely spot on.